Hasna!! (Laugh)

Hasne pe koi kanjoosi nahi …… (Dont be frugal in laughter…)

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With all due respect and love for SardarJI. This is just for Light fun nothing personal, sorry if I hurt you in anyway … 🙂

On My personal note, We all laugh tummies out when the “other” is center of joke, it takes sportive and brave heart to be the heart of the joke and who can be more than Sardar Saheb can be sportive and brave at heart ..thats why most jokes centric them…Right??? 😉

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> A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: ‘Fill Up In Capital.’  😉

>Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: ‘Today’s dinner should be light !’

> one sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

> Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I’m unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I’m Banta not Santa!

> On romantic date sardar’s gf asks him:
‘Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?’
He said: ‘Sure ! What’s your phone no.?’

> Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

> What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

> Why can’t sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.

> Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror! 😉

Quotes

I’m not worried of my heart broken to 1000 pieces. I’m worried for you may be deaf in the rhythm of my 1000 heart beats……✌always bounce back tougher!!!.Roshini

In midst of daily chaos there sometimes you read that special line that takes all around and me forever –  that which I share with you 🙂   -Roshini

— ” In the midst of your daily work,in the tumult and storm of life,
pause for a while, again and again.”  -Dada Vaswani

— “If everyday is a gift, I Want to know where I can return Monday.” – Anonymous   😉

— “No one can destroy Iron but its own rust.Likewise no one can destroy a person but his own mind” – Ratan Tata  🙂

— “Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one’s weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart”.- M.K.Gandhi

— “A man who was completely innocent, offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others, including his enemies, and became the ransom of the world.It was a perfect act”. M.K.Gandhi

— “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
– Abraham Lincoln

— “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”  – Abraham Lincoln

— “I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true.I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.”
Abraham Lincoln

— “All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life..” unknown